youdeanatsix:

When I’m home alone it’s a choice of:

  1. Take selfies all around the house.
  2. Masturbate.
  3. Eat everything

Or all of the above.

gamefreaksnz:

Standalone Xbox One Kinect coming October  


Microsoft has announced that from October 7 fans will be able to purchase a standalone Kinect sensor for Xbox One.


the reason everybody purchased a kinectless xbox one is so they didnt get a damn kinect. this wont end well.

gamefreaksnz:

Standalone Xbox One Kinect coming October

Microsoft has announced that from October 7 fans will be able to purchase a standalone Kinect sensor for Xbox One.

the reason everybody purchased a kinectless xbox one is so they didnt get a damn kinect. this wont end well.

jaylool:

Pass that milk on over fuckboy I gotta get my calcium up

jaylool:

Pass that milk on over fuckboy I gotta get my calcium up

damn son, i need one of these.

damn son, i need one of these.

nintendontdodrugs:

DK, GET THE TABLES.

nintendontdodrugs:

DK, GET THE TABLES.

nintendontdodrugs:

get fuckin’ rekt.

nintendontdodrugs:

get fuckin’ rekt.

thisshitfunny:

no:

internetexplorers:

h0llo:

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him


Feminism isn’t about standing up for pedophiles and abusers? I think he needs a new teacher

yall giving this boy too much credit imho no offensive

this post is annoying as shit. congrats to the 2 ugly white people that had sex because one taught the other how to use google

tiddiemeat420

thisshitfunny:

no:

internetexplorers:

h0llo:

laina:

laina:

laina:

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

update: I banged him

Feminism isn’t about standing up for pedophiles and abusers? I think he needs a new teacher

yall giving this boy too much credit imho no offensive

this post is annoying as shit. congrats to the 2 ugly white people that had sex because one taught the other how to use google

tiddiemeat420
minatofuuka:

First image from the Sonic The Hedgehog Movie leaked!!

minatofuuka:

First image from the Sonic The Hedgehog Movie leaked!!

people that use lmg’s with target finders in black ops 2 are a vile species.

spockward:

hey you wanna do a fun prank we can hold hands and cuddle and makeout and make everyone think we’re dating it will be so hilarious

chill